I hate my life, Part 1

A conversation with a fellow Worker Bee:

Worker Bee: "Do you know what we use to clean the write board?"

Me" The 'write board?'"

WB: "Yeah, the write board."

Me: "Oh! The white board!"

WB: "How do I clean it?"

Me: "Use that bottle of rubbing alcohol over there."

WB: "The rubbing alcohol?"

Me: "Rubbing alcohol. In the bottle with the red top. Rubbing alcohol cleans the white board."

WB: "Ok, I'll go clean it now."

(Leaves the room, goes into the next room)

WB: "Hey Jess, do you know how to clean the write board?"

Apparently, my directions weren't explicit enough.