Tuesday, January 02, 2007

2007 is code for AWESOME!

Why, it's 2007! Some things I think we can all look forward to:

A 6-point jump in Fox News' ratings following Pat Robertson's latest and greatest prophecy! (Don't worry, though- 'The Lord didn't say nuclear.')

I finally lose my shit at ppl who send me emails w/o spelling nething out! (U kno who u r.)

NYU contunues with their plans to block out the sun!

Victory in Iraq! ( I knew this war was worth it!)

Bye bye to bulky sweaters, slush rivers, and Uggs with leggings! (Hello, cancer!)

Let the new year begin.

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