I think this sums it up

ariella820: so i was reading in union square park on Sunday, started talking with the guy next to me, we ended up seeing a movie together and i gave him my phone number. he's not particularly attractive, but not hideous
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: ok, go on
ariella820: I kept ignoring him, but finally talked to him last night, and agreed to get dinner on thursday. at the end of the convo i ask him how old he is
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: well, he's either 40 or...
ariella820: older
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: NONONONONONONONO
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: CANCEL
ariella820: 44
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL
ariella820: he is 44
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: wait...is he jewish?
ariella820: DOES IT MATTER?!
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: yes, for your mother
ariella820: he could date my mother! fuck it, with some creative surgery, he could be my mother.
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: so... you canceled right?
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: please tell me you're NOT going to go through with this
ariella820: first I screamed and gagged. then I called a bunch of people to laugh and gag more. then i called him back and was like "about dinner, i already have plans HA-HA silly me..how about coffee" and it is then that i am going to tell him he's a creep
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: he may just think you're older. you could pass for 30-a very young looking 30
ariella820: TODD!
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: i mean it in the least offensive way possible. i PERSONALLY wouldn't think you were 30 if i met you
ariella820: way to dig yourself out of that hole
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: just make sure he doesn't pull the sugar daddy attempt
ariella820: while that would be nice, he is more than twice my age. i bet he has kids and divorces
SyphiLiTiCdRUid: lol, i love how we put divorce in the plural
ariella820: i am on a roll. first, the nasty college reject/bass player/waiter. then a french dude with a mullet (thank you, mace) and now this.

Behold the power of sleaze!