Newest business idea: A pie company called "Jesus Crust"
Flavors:
-12 Apostle Apple
-Persecution Peach
-Last Supper Lemon Meringue
-Salvation Strawberry (can be combined with Resurrection Rhubarb)
-Pe-can Walk on Water
-Cheese-us of Nazareth (cheesecake)
For Kosher pies, please consult sister bakeshop, Jews for Jesus Crust.
Motto: Son of God-damn are they be delicious!
6 years ago
3 comments:
big fan.
I'll take a slice of "death by chocolate crucifixion" pie and a big ol piece of your lovin, Chef Rojhani.
Also, if you open this shop up, can I have a job?
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