Actors are people, too

Instead of working on a final paper for my second useless major, I decided to brush up on my celebrity news (you know, so I don't look stupid when another NYU student asks me about it while nursing a Stella at the underage bar du jour).

This just in! Natasha Lyonne turns herself in to NY court...

...for threatening to sexually molest a dog.

See? Even big movie stars make mistakes. Threatening to fist Fido is just another human moment. We all have them.* Like when Mel Gibson got wasted and hated on the Jews. Shit happens. The real question is, who DOESN'T hate on minorities when intoxicated?** So Natasha, I feel for you. I am sure you are not the first one to threaten a house pet with explicit sexual harm while high, nor will you be the last. Congrats on reminding us that celebrities are indeed humans, too.

*Maybe not.
**Everyone.